To Kornify.
Yesterday, drummer Andy Korn was crushingly good at Hyde Street. He pounded out beats to three songs, and every song blossomed under his assault. In fact, I think it’s high time the OED added a new word to the English lexicon, Kornify. Here is the definition I propose:
Korn-i-fy [korn-uh-fahy] verb,-fied, -fy·ing.
1. To make rock
2. The opposite of “Don Henley”
3. To add that which is thumpy
Thank you, Andy!